A third world country decided to go democratic, turning to the USA for guidance. On a limited budget, they could only afford second-hand equipment and got some voting machines from the city of Chicago.
With great fanfare, they held their election, with Fyodor Guantanamo running against Kwame Santahara.
The winner was ...
  Richard J. Daley.
[From RISKS-FORUM Digest 22.38]